Weird VHS

Hello everyone! This is likely the first post in the fanblog.

In this entry, I will explain 2 hijackings happened on Nickelodeon, which are actually a part of this analog horror series made by one of my friends.

Part 1: 2nd Nick Jr. Anomaly (19/08/2001)

This is a continuation of this incident that happened a day ago.

After the (greyscaled) end credits of Little Bear, we see how the Nick Jr. Productions logo is replaced with just Jr. laying on the floor with body parts ripped off. After that, we see a poster of a missing person named “Jenica Avery Wakeman”, which was murdered 3 years before the said incident. If you might wonder why the mentioned person is named after Jenny Wakeman, well, the person behind the hijacking (Kirk Odd) waited for the release of “My Life as a Teenage Robot” so that he could place a human soul inside of an animated robot, which explains why in this entry, Jenica sends asks someone to get her out of Kirk’s relam, as she has been trapped for 9 years.

At the end, Kirk (in his Nick Jr. Dad form) showed a deceased Jr. head (which could possibly mean that he is creating an artifical being by using Jr.’s flesh), and then he jumpscares us.

Part 2: Nickelodeon Anomaly PSA (03/12/200?)

This entry originally started as a concept of mine, but then it became canon and got a remake as an official entry. This is inspired by this WBRB (another analog horror series involving hijackings) episode.

The entry starts with a casual commercial break, but the advert for a watercolor pen was cut by a black screen, with a phone call between the announcer and Keaton Osborn (Kirk as a human).

K: Is it off?
A: Yeah, it’s off. I’m gonna start the public service announcement and put you on hold until I’m done.
K: Alright then, sweet.

After the phone call, the PSA starts. The announcer tells us to watch Nick channels with parents advisory, switch to another channel if a hijack is occured and send the recorded footage to Nickelodeon Studios. But it was cut midway to the part that Kirk has an offer of cheating death’s grasp, and viewers should accept it.

After the announcer found out that the PSA was cut, he puts Keaton from hold.

A: Keaton.
K: What?
A: The signal was hijacked again, and this time it was right in the middle of the PSA.
K: Didn’t you already finish it?
A: Excuse me?
K: Didn’t you already finish the PSA before it got hijacked?
A: Keaton, the PSA was hijacked and viewers in public are scared shitless right now!
K: I’m just saying, didn’t you-
A: I did, but people wouldn’t understand it now because it was hijacked midway, you dumbass!
K: Okay, okay, okay. Let’s just stop arguing, I need time to think…
A: Think? THINK???
A: MULTIPLE CHILDREN ACROSS THE CITY WERE FOUND DEAD AFTER ALL THESE FUCKING HIJACKINGS, AND YOU NEED TIME TO THINK?
A: THINK IT OUT LOUD, SCUMBAG!!!
K: Sir, please calm down and listen. We need to switch back to normal programming, and we’ll try this again later.
A: *heavy sigh* Fine.
K: And if we ever find the individual behind these anomalies, we’ll bring them to justice. I gotta go, my boss is calling me.
A: Kay, I’ll call you later. Bye.

And the normal broadcast is resumed at the Cingular commercial.

Conclusion

What do you guys think of the series? I presonally like it and I’m looking forward for more entries in the 2nd collection (yes, these 2 entries are from the 2nd collection).

I hope you enjoyed the first post, bye!

~lime360

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